LunaTicK's Eclip6

An Advanced Reflection Member's Club on the Dark Side of the Moon.

A passionate devotion by Luna Albedo and Tic K. Tockerimer gravitating around the brilliance of Edyth Regolith’s talent network; LunaTicK’s Eclips6 is a sensory elitist respite for restful indulgence and vision on blind spots out of sight. Your stay lasts about 29 days, give or take. If you get in~ it is by no mistake.

This ultra rare member’s club is a challenge to find because it’s hidden within the literal shadows of the dark side of the moon. There’s so little light, you can’t see and just have to trust that you’ll be there soon. Rumors have it that Pink Floyd would go, Cat Stevens, and Paul Simon, too. Your first reservation is typically easy to snag because plenty of first timers don’t find the entrance even with the help of a lunar taxi cab. Those reservations get nulled and result in an endless supply of first time spots available to grab.

Actually getting into the location is elusive, but once you do, you never have to pick up a single tab. The institution is a product of harmonic success from a cosmic-alchemy lab. Your presence alone pays the dues, and just finding this Advanced Reflection Member’s Club at the right time allows you to avoid all the queues. You will see the lines of people uncertain and still confused. They can not get in if they’ve strategized to schmooze. You’ll pass with flying colors through unique obstacle courses designed in secret just for you.

It is surreal finally making your entrance into LunaTicK’s Eclip6; you’re greeted by the Six Pixies of Regolith. Vogue magazine has hinted at their existence as the Moon’s best kept myth. Appearing like dainty gorgeous gnomes but with the ears of dwarves. It’s so dark, one must escort you, formally introducing you while opening all the doors. The Six Pixies are known for their intuitively extreme intelligence and ability to see in absolute darkness. Their voices are ultra soft and they’ll disappear entirely in the face of any harshness. So, frankly, getting around the institution safely requires a baseline level of kindness.

Advanced Reflection Programming pairs Eclip6 Members through unique sensory experiences resulting in expanded vision regardless of the lack of light. Members are required to trust each other’s senses to extremes (but can always lean on the Six Pixies).

Eclip6 Members receive advanced circadian rhythm resets in preparation for the Cellular Circuit Ignition Therapy targeting mitochondrial wellbeing. You ride the utterly luxurious Prisma Albedo Gondola, a magnetized lift wrapping the circumference of the moon. You’re served artisan cuisine and treats crafted specifically, just for you. The LunaTicK’s Eclip6™ cauldron has some of the most technically advanced and artistically pleasing chefs; The Three Blind Mice. Rumor has it that ‘The’ Ratatouille has even come to them for advice.

Sometimes sight isn’t even necessary for the best visions in taste. Flavours go far beyond the eye, and at LunaTicK’s, that extra sensory touch is very much embraced.

After your last mignardises and final digestif pairing selections; you’re provided advanced lenswear not only for eye protection, but to observe the holographic 5-dimensional moonlit projections. The Prisma Albedo Gondola levitates you over the brightest most light reflecting fields on the moon’s surface with 360 views of all the theatrics. The prismatic projections play out motions of collective dramas, truths, myths, rites, rituals, even ancient hieroglyphics!

The contrast of terrain across the landscape highlights some of the most vivid moon reflections and extraordinarily detailed light projections. The enchanting entertainment value is bonus to the moonlit light spectrum reordering your cellular choreography for ultimate optimisation of mitochondrial energy.

You’ll watch the moonlit play of projections across the landscape for a few hours before the Prisma Albedo Gondola begins travelling across the circumference again. You’ll have forgotten what time it is~ all the whats, wheres, and when.

Then, you’re escorted through a tantalizing sensory meditation that ends in your deepest most restful and hibernatory sleep. The whole gondola carriage even rocks back and forth when it becomes that time to count sheep. After your greatest rest ever, you exit through the gift shop for rare membership souvenirs that you can keep.

Once a member of the Eclip6, a member forever~ but how to find the entrance can be easy to forget; so be sure to craft methods to remember ;)

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