The Perception Parlour

An Inner Allure Lounge Devoted to Evolving Creative and Elevated Intelligence

Walking into the Perception Parlour is like rediscovering that thing you’ve been trying to remember since that one time you raised your hand but then totally blanked and forgot the answer.

Have a seat, and get comfortable. Watch thought forms flow by the floor to ceiling windows. Guests often laugh together at unexpected gusts of innuendos. A specially designed toroidal consciousness vacuum centers your attention in this venue. Just being entirely yourself is highly recommended to you. Feel free to expand your sensory capacity, too. Take as long as you like browsing the menu;

Micro Dreamabrasion - Exfoliate expired inspirations weighing down your dreams. Crystalized phoenix ash softens unexpected edges and filters out any toxins. Ideal for routinely refreshing the texture of your ambitions and precision behind your creativity.

Original Source Scrub - The finest ground celestial minerals fused with fossilized star dust gently remove fraudulent connections of expired energies in your orbit. Scrub away clogged impersonation loops and bad idea build-up in circulation. Designed for renewing and revealing your most potent energy source of originality.

Procrastination Chemical Peel - Perfected for those who use procrastination as an active ingredient in their formula. Pick a set time for the chemical peel to catalyze built-up momentum while gently dissolving avoidance patterns. Reduces symptoms of nervosa related to completions. Also, builds up protective barrier for continual flow state access and time sovereignty.

Purge & Emerge Tea Party - Let it all out over tea and make it a party! Specialized cosmic tinctures and tea blends are served~ for a mindfully supported purge. Emotions, burdens, gossip, unprocessed perspectives, feelings, unspoken dreams~ whatever comes out at the time, as you snack and chat with shadows of your own mind, then safely, leave it all behind.

Cognitive Metaphysical Therapy - Customized exercises of abstract weight and circuit training in complex liminal shapes designed to heal and recover different instincts, senses, or underutilized internal synthesis processes. Also great for optimizing energy recovery time between mindful transitions of every kind.

In Grown Grudge Removal - Mapped and precisely located with time travelling laser technology, the grudge is sharply removed from your being and the extraction site safely sanitized after. Choose whether you’d like to dispose of the grudge or have it melted down into recyclable materials for art.

Bliss and Belief Buffer - Polishes your beliefs to a mirroring sheen, allowing you to see the best reflections of yourself. Designed to clarify reflective qualities of your being that you can believe in without a doubt.

Parallax Perspective Infusion - Observe your life contents from multiple simultaneous vantage points fusing into a new cohesive narrative you can choose to work with or recycle. Reduces rigidity while enhancing creative reinterpretations and cognitions. New and unpredictable comprehensions is a common side effect.

*Thought forms passing by the windows may appear to flow slower while you’re in consideration. For your information, menu selections often perceive and choose you at this destination.


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