Miss Impossible Shape
and Her Technicolor Dream Cape
[Szjoop Boop] Howdy, hi! This is Blairsi on the Twinkle Translator. We have an unexpected guest arriving just now on collapsed wave particles ;:. stabilizing for translation… Allow me to just adjust some settings. Please be patient.
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Blairsi:
Here we go! Allow me to introduce you to our special guest… She is unfathomably great…
[drum roll sound effects]
Miss Impossible Shape!!
Miss Impossible Shape:
Ahahahaha :) Thank you so much for having me and making me feel safe.
Blairsi:
Of course! Just let me know when you’re out of time. I know our atmosphere can be challenging to escape.
Miss Impossible Shape:
No worries. I have my Technicolor Dream Cape.
Blairsi:
Wow! What’s that?
Miss Impossible Shape:
I couldn’t fly to the slipstream of your wave functions here without it. I don’t mean to boast, but it’s a fancy article of fashion technology you’d have to… weave a lot of silky space time to recreate. As you can probably imagine, I’ve been through a lot of collapsed functions, not just waves, to learn how to keep this cape.
Blairsi:
Amazing! Is that how you got your name?
Miss Impossible Shape:
Oh, now I’m bragging again :) Taha, I actually go by many many names. The latest, of course, Miss Impossible Shape. It’s the next attempt to contain all the other names that escaped the prior picture frames. I’m too many dimensions for most observers to fathom rationally. My cousins Tessa Ract and Pen Rose are also bullied as just novel illusions. They’re in therapy.
Blairsi:
Oh my! I hope your cousins are okay. Where are they today?
Miss Impossible Shape:
They’re spoiled. I mean I think Pen is on the dark side of the moon doing some secret luxury eclipse therapy. Between you and me, Tessa thinks he’s joined a cult because he’s been there for ages. He keeps saying he’s gotta be angled there for one last eclipse but then another, and another. Anyways, he’s a bit of a lunatic. Tessa, too, though, she’s been bouncing around Venus and even Neptune. She’s obsessed with some wellness retreats over there. She keeps sending postcards, writing, “see you soon!”. I never see her.
Blairsi:
Miss Impossible! Are you gossiping? You know I can’t edit anything out of the Twinkle Translator Transcript and still call it true.
Miss Impossible Shape:
Oh, I hope they hear us hehe. Y’know, that is one of the rules lined through the seams of my Technicolor Dream Cape. I can’t lie to you :). Even what is between you and me, is like open source anyways, to observers that can contain extra dimensions in between the rational and irrationality that’s unseen. It’s fine, don’t worry, is all I mean.
Blairsi:
Haha, well okay, I trust you! Even if I didn’t fully understand that. I’m very curious about these rules lined through the dream cape!
Also, I must ask, with so many dimensions, how do you maintain your beautiful figure?
Miss Impossible Shape:
Oh love, you know, sustaining all these dimensions for me is a lot…
The secret is how to maintain continual emergence of new angles, so your whole appears unsolvable, even impossible, to other observers. Even to your own blind spots of observation you haven’t emerged into… ;) yet. Taha. Excuse me, I know my sense of humor sometimes goes over people’s heads, but often times they look back and see the joke from another angle one day. Then, they’re scratching their heads like, ohhhh, haha, hey!
Blairsi:
Haha! That’s hilariously profound. Thanks for explaining. You’re like a magician!
Miss Impossible Shape:
Many magicians tend to just be artistically hiding invisible physics… I’m no magician, but thank you ;). I know my form is magic.
Blairsi:
So do you wear the Technicolor Dream Cape all the time?
Miss Impossible Shape:
Oh no no, not ALL the time. Sometimes I take it off and just… exist in my natural impossibility. But that tends to make observers very uncomfortable. Taha! They start questioning their reality, their perceptions, what’s even possible anymore. It’s honestly a bit rude of me to do that without warning. So yes, I keep it on when visiting stable dimension profiles like yours. Think of it as... dimensional courtesy?
Blairsi:
That’s sweet! I wonder if most folks have as much courtesy. I know you’re pulling at some seams of your cape there, which must mean we’ve nearly unravelled all our time on the translator today. Is there anything else you’d like to say?
Miss Impossible Shape:
You’re so observant, Blairsi. Hmm, yes actually! Y’know, most beings spend so much energy trying to appear consistent, rational, solvable... But the most interesting forms~ whether shapes or souls~ sustain a little impossibility. Don’t let anyone collapse all your wave functions, my dear. Always tend to angles nobody’s seen yet, or if they have, couldn’t believe… yet. And know, you could never have witnessed them all, because our belief tends to guide our vision more than we can see. There is plenty right before your eyes, that doesn’t translate visually. ;)
Blairsi:
[sighs]
The Universe sure does love winking back at you in ways that don’t require eyes.
Thank you so much for colliding through, Miss Impossible Shape. So, do you just take off now, somehow, with your dream cape?
Miss Impossible Shape:
I do! I’ll go right over your head, and you’ll just feel a woosh…
Well, maybe if you’re really sensitive. Anyways, thank you so much, Blairsi! This has been lovely, like a new emergence to escape to. The pleasure is all mine.
/Oh, and shout out to my cousin, Tessa Ract~ please send your next postcard over here to Blairsi. I’ll probably see her before I ever intercept you. Also, Aster Risk, where you at? (*Turns out being an impossible shape does come with many risks… haha, and I really do want that Extra Angle Recovery Insurance.)/
Blairsi:
No, thank you! This has been so fun!
Haha, wait, Miss Impossible Shape, do you also know Reso Nate!? So cool.
I just had Aster Risk on for an interview, too.
Miss Impossible Shape:
Of course, I do! Reso Nate and I go way back, actually. Eons before Aster Risk could even exist. Oh, that’s a story for another time, g2g~
Alrighty~
Keep translating that twinkle, Blairsi!
Toodles!
Blairsi:
Haha!
I just felt the whoosh, I think!
Blairsi:
Well, thank you for tuning in.
Whether here with us live or reading this transcript later, thank you so much for joining. That was Miss Impossible Shape, arriving and departing via her fancy schmancy Technicolor Dream Cape. Love her.
Tune in next time we catch some light and translate some twinkle!
[sounds effects of a sparkle sprinkle]
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